Zenephan Tee
A man who is usually an asshole to everyone except to those he love’s especially his wife(he will do absolutely anything for her)! He’s super protective to those he loves, is usually like a big brother. He has a heart of gold and if you have the pleasure of loving him and him loving you then you definitely hit the jackpot! He’s usually got big arms and beautiful brown eyes that change to an amber color in the sun. He is hard working and is usually blue collar, you’ll never find him sitting in an office or doing a 9-5. He’s gone for weeks at a time for work but when he’s home with his loved ones you’ll never be bored! He’s handsome as fuck and has a dad bod to die for! You’ll never not laugh with you’re with him, his laugh is contagious. He always knows how to have a good time but you better make sure your liver can handle it cause this man can definitely put away some alcohol and leaving looking like you just had your first beer! He has a tendency to shut down when something is bugging him but will open up to his significant other. If you have the honor of meeting a Zenephan definitely keep him in your inner circle, you won’t regret it!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡