Zelos Wilder Tee
A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes. He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers. His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack. Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him. He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating