Zelos Wilder Tee
A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes. He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers. His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack. Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him. He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨