Zayne Tee
Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as; -Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines! -He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!! -He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL! -He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one! -3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine! TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means