Zarael Tee
Definition of being Zarael. You could be Zarael if you do one or more of the following: Going AFK for 10 minutes or more right before a boss fight. Randomly leaving vent for no discernable reason. Leaving for a 3 days camp to a homosexual help group without telling anyone during ulduar raid days. DC'ing and taking an hour to log back on. Liking only Indie music groups that noone knows about. Being very influencable yet acting as if you have an iron will. Being a liberal fuck. Thinking your a better tank than you are... indefinitely. Not flasking for your own raids when you are the MT. Not buying raid food for yourself for your own raid when you are the MT. Being a fail tank in general. Having an extremely low voice. Being homosexually repressed. ___________________________________________ Facts: Zarael has admitted to being gay. Zarael is bad. Zarael lives in Elizabeth Town, Kentucky. Zarael's gay lover is phalangies. Zarael wishes Switch was gay so they could have sex. Zarael trys but fails to repress his homosexuality. Zarael thinks hes a good tank. Zarael has tried to quit WoW before but failed. Zarael should NEVER be left in charge of a guild. Zarael should NEVER be in charge of the raid. Zarael does not have a flying mount because not only is he stupid, he is lazy.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.