Zane Downes Tee
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes, A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns, He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits, And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits. Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest, He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed, But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew, He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew. One day, Zane stumbled upon another game, One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame, He was curious and decided to give it a try, But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy. Zane was playing both games, day and night, He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life, He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do, He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue. But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light, She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright, She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world, And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl. So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way, And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say, For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds, And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂