Yuma Yummies Tee
yooma yuumaes, noun. Yuma Yummies (YY's) can be found preying on their favorite victims gullible young horny Marines in any local watering hole in the South-western reaches of the Arizona desert. YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise. Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both. When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY. Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.