Xi Jinping Tee
The current dictator of China since around 2010 and he’s going to be dictator for the rest of his life until he dies. China doesn’t have presidential elections so it’s fake elections. He censors the internet, also the censorship of Winnie the Pooh due to the mocking and imitating of Xi Jinping. He’s built concentration camps for Muslims and Uyghurs around Xinjiang since 2017, and built the largest concentration camp facility in Dabancheng in 2018. In Baidu (Chinese search engine), he calls himself “president” so people don’t find out when the Chinese government banned Google. Taiwan is disputed by the Chinese Communist Party and Xi Jinping really wants Taiwan to be part of China and likes to spy on everyone in China, especially Taiwan and the United States. He hates when tourists use VPNs in China to access Google, Yahoo!, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify, YouTube and a lot of American apps since China bans a lot of apps and shows, South Park is banned in China due to the mockery of the Chinese government, and the imitation and mocking the dictator who looks like Winnie the Pooh. He likes to take over Taiwan, owning Hong Kong. China doesn’t have any freedom and liberties so people don’t have freedom of speech and the press and all of that, the concentration camps, slave labor, censorship, western media, no freedom, harm, all of that is the truth. So the truth is that Xi Jinping is a dictator and China is under a dictatorship and Taiwan is a democracy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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