Xhicha Tee
A language spoken by the Xhiffica tribe of Upper Thryxhrmichy. Pronunciation is difficult for English speakers, mostly due to the use of dental clicks and guttural sounds needed to express the language properly. Several people have choked to death trying to pronounce the name of the language alone. It is therefore advised by the UK home office to refrain from speaking the language unless absolutely necessary. Basic everyday words and phrases Lezhvdik - Hello Studdjydd em 'a taddlrikz? - How are you? Syuddjydd 'a besz wukulxuck? - How is your wife? Kem be bi rykurvfar treddtmok? - What is your name? Dregridd meky meky kakugdazh? - Where is the nearest train station? Rhaddtsick feg fy clargukz? - What's that smell? Sikurlichy 'a befreg thrantekz? - What is for dinner? Smetlick 'a twenner chivlidd - Onions disagree with me Crazhscik - Doctor Zifnik - A burning sensation felt in the left foot Chozhkjik - A medical condition defined as the right armpit smelling worse than the left Smiddjmok - Beach Faddklich - The Swedish as a race Gikuwbfart - Trainspotter Bledsichy - A type of unlicenced taxi Chidpnakz - Backhander Ledhyok - A musical instrument made from cat dung Dafregcomfestil - Dafregcomfestil Gozhfart cef kmiddchyzh - Use a condom Batlichy - shotgun wedding Dozhscidh - Chlamydia Phiddfik - A horse's cock that is as wide as it is long Trakubwadh - A type of excessive sweating caused by extreme arousal towards ginger people
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum