Wudjiman Tee
The ancient aboriginal spirit of the stone and wood. Known to inhabit the bush regions of SE Queensland, Australia. DreamTime stories tell of a ghost-man who lives inside of the trees and billabongs. They say he does not suffer outsiders who camp in his domain and say that he will try to annoy those who do by yelling profanities at them. Bush legend says that the Wudjiman can actually be summoned by saying his name 3 times while sitting around a campfire. This is also said to work if you chant his native aboriginal name/s: Boongnoonga or Fabawaba. People who have attempted to invoke the Wudjiman have claimed that they could smell a strong, distinct odour, something akin to methylated spirits and unwashed underpants. According to the myths, the Wudjiman drives a black Trans-Am with a golden magpie emblazoned on the bonnet and can sometimes be heard on quiet nights doing donuts and fishtails in the streets of the neverland. The only way the Wudjiman can be appeased (if summoned directly), is to leave offerings of cigarettes and spare change. Sometimes also cardigans.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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