wrapped up like a douche
one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen. the lyric is also commonly mistaken as: Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night. Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night cracked up like a douching, and a roamer in the night Refresh your douche, its smellin funky in the night Ripped up like a douche, into the rotor of the night Turning loose like a douche, like the roadrunner tonight ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night Rev up like a douche and go a roller in the night Wrecked up like a douche, another boner in the night Wrapped up my big douche, killed a runner last night Woke up like a douche, you know i rolled her in the night Wake up with a douche in the middle of the night Woke up like a douche-bag in the middle of the night Swept up like a douche with motorola in the night Red duck like a douchebag and discarded in the night revved up my big Dodge and did a runner with his wife Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night Revved up like a Roto-Rooter rollin' in the night With a dildo in my face and cheese wheel in my butt Rap duck like a Goose and Have a lunar in the night Look up to the north and see big dipper to the right Eyes were shot out by a laser in a fight Wracked up like a duece, another runner in the night wrapped up like a deuce you know the roamer in the night Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night Dressed up like a duece, a ruler of the night Revved up like a deuce, another rover in the night Set it up like a deuce and they rolled it in the night Wrapped up like an edition of the ruler in the night Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night Caught up in the noose thats swinging in the night wrapped up like a do chin in the middle of the night shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a duke in the ordinary night Dressed up like a duke, another rumor in the night hung up like a goose, another runner in the night Racked up like hooter, in the middle of the night racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight rabbit wants some juice, like a donut in the night messed up like a demon that was roaming in the night Dressed up like a dude, you know, the roamer in the night Set up like a loser only come back wearin tights Racked up like a moose, that's been run over in the night Wrapped up like a dude, sha na na, reuben in delight Wrapped up like ol' tuscon on a rubber-ended night Cut loose like a goose, another roamer in the night Wrapped up , la la la, she was a loner in the night Slapped up like a motor in the anus of the night Wracked up by the goosin' and the runner in the night Wrapped up in the noose like a boner in the night Revved up with the juice, another router in the night Wrapped up like a deuce ya know the roter in the night Wrecked up like a goose, in the middle of the night Took off like the Juice, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night Throw up blah blah blah in the middle of the night Revved up like a dude, she ain't no rover in the night Cut loose like a goose from the spirit of the night Wrapped up like a deuce, a holy roller in the night Rapping like the duke, you know, the rumor in the night wake up like a dachshund in the middle of the night
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Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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