Wombiez Tee
Main Entry: wom·biez Variant(s): also wom·biz /'wäm-bEz/ Function: noun Etymology: Louisiana Creole or Haitian Creole wonbiez, of Bantu origin; akin to Kinbendyou nwúmbez ghost 1 : the un-supernatural power that according to the ultra-trendy Starsucks slurping crowd is believed to cause an otherwise normal young living suburbanite to believe they have died and been reanimated as the living dead; a clue-less human capable of only posing as a member of the undead 2 : a person who attempts to look and live like the walking dead although not actually one of the walking dead; one who will walk the walk and talk the talk but won't eat your brains. 3: A Young Person who is so full of self hate for who they are, yet so enamored of the hip, cool, zombie lifestyle that they will go to great lengths to emulate it; Zombie Poser. 4: a non-alcoholic drink made to taste like it contains several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice; Zombie Cocktail poser.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.