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WolfenStorm Tee

He was found by the Lumbee people in 1587 with a bloodied and swollen head. It was purported that he had tripped and hit his head on a rock, and as a result he was unable to recall his identity or his past. He was only a young child, so the Lumbee people took care of him as one of their own. Having no recollection of his identity, the Lumbee people called him Wopposhaumosh, which translated into White. It took him no time at all to understand their language, and he adopted their customs as though he was one of them. When he came of age, he went on a vision quest. He had been sitting in a circle for two days without food or water when a howling jarred him from a trance. A strange wolfish creature crashed through the underbrush and rushed at him. Frightened, White jumped up. The huge wolf jumped into the air, but it was unable to touch the man. It was then that White realized he was floating high above the ground. Disturbed by this revelation, he fell to the earth. The wolf's jaws clamped over his arm, and White yelled. Moments later a bolt of lightning came crashing down upon the beast, and White lost consciousness. The next day White returned to the village. He was feverish and his people did all they could to heal the inflammation on his arm. Eventually, the fever broke and he recovered. The night of the next full moon it was discovered that White was something all together different. He transformed before the villager's eyes, and became a beast known as a werewolf. He did not harm anyone. Instead, he ran off, howling at the moon, while a wild tempest raged around him. Every full moon the villagers noticed how drastically the weather changed when White changed. They gave him a new name because he was a new person. It translated into WolfenStorm. As time passed, WolfenStorm learned that he could control the weather in his human form. It was only in his lycanthrope form that he had no control of how his emotions affected the weather. The years went by, and WolfenStorm remained untouched by the passing of time. He did not age due to the immortality granted to him through lycanthropy. When his friends died, he took to the wilderness. He found an abandoned cave and made it his home. There he explored his psionic abilities and eventually he even controlled his lycanthropy. No longer did he change during the full moon if he did not wish to do so. Occasionally, WolfenStorm would return to civilization for a short period of time. He was an extrospective observer during these times, preferring to remain a safe distance away from others. To keep himself busy he wrote short stories and novels under various pseudonyms through the years.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
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True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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