Woke Tee
A term used by right wingers and leftists to entail they "know" what goes on behind closed government doors. The woke movement itself is founded out of paranoia; mostly conspiracy nuts who have forsaken reality in favor of fighting against nonexistent issues to give them a sense of validity. With the right wing "woke" movement, the paranoia is aimed towards mostly government and scientific establishments (these guys call themselves "anti-establishment"). Among them are also flat earthers, die hard bible thumpers, and gun nuts. With these people literally EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. With the left wing woke movement, everyone is a racist if they don't agree with them. Woke leftists are mostly SJWs and feminazis who virtue signal and rely on tokenism to come across as accepting, and use false statistics to validate their outlandish paranoia. With woke leftists, the pretention is that "the powers that be" are pushing Helter Skelter in an attempt to "keep the races divided", thus giving them reason to whine and moan about racism in Hollywood, and other places where, in fact, none exists. Those who call themselves "woke" in reality are nothing more than pretentious cunts who fight nonexistent battles in their heads to make themselves feel good while being completely ignorant to the fact that paranoia and rebellion are two completely different things, and the two are not interchangeable. Get woke, go broke
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡