Winchester MA Tee
White person suburban town in Mass, most of the population is white or Asian. Everyone owns either a Labrador or a golden retriever. White picket fence type town, 2.5 kids with a dog. And a prestigious public high school. Yet everyone somehow still manages to suck in Winchester. The town gets old fast once you age out of the middle school, the novelty of the downtown wears off. A lot of fake people, adults and teens. Adults bored out of their minds all they do is jog, bleach their god awful damaged hair and gossip about how they think poor Bobby has a vape addiction. And Bobby is too bored and privileged so he inhales the smoke in hopes to appeal to the sheep in his classes, as he suffocates his lungs. Meanwhile the real smokers put out blunts in silence and wallow in their depression. But it should be okay since we all get at least 3.0 GPA’s right this is fucking Winchester Massachusetts. The town where individuality dies and becomes outcasted, and creativity is thrown in the dumpsters. If your thinking of coming here don’t. But if you are an unfortunate soul living here, don’t become one of the sleepers walking through life being molded into what they want you. Be who you are, so stick your middle finger up and say Fuck you Winchester Massachusetts.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating