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Whet-rizz Tee

Whet-Rizz Whet-rizz is an urban term connected to smoking. Very commonly whet-rizz will occur whilst rolling and/or smoking a cigarette Whet-rizz is where the rolling paper used, becomes very moist or damp and therefore very hard to smoke. It supposedly happens when the tobacco burns with the gum of the rolling paper and produces a liquid down one side of the cigarette. It usually happens more when smoking the street drug marijuana due to certain factors. Marijuana burns slower than tobacco and therefore there is a larger amount of time in which the process can happen. If you have managed to smoke the cigarette or joint down at least half way, whet-rizz is very unlikely to happen and ony usually happens just after the cigarette or joint is rolled. Many letters of complaint have been set to rolling paper copanies such as rizla. Rizla co. 149 Hedgeway East Edinburgh EH5 8TS England 'I have bought Rixla many times in the past as I believe they are the superoir manufacturer of rolling papers but recently I have experienced whet-rizz and so I have wrote this letter to complain about it. I respect what you are doing for the smokers comunity but I believe that whet-rizz is becoming more and more popular and people do not like it. I am not blaming you but I believe you could make better rolling papers so it occurs less often. I know many people who have had the same problem so I thought I should write this letter on behalf of everyone who suffers. I first encountered whet-rizz about 4 months ago and have experienced it t least 70+ times since. I am getting slighlty angered by this. I have tried using different rolling papers but the same problem happens so I am writing to you as you are the larest manufacturer and seller of the product. Please could you fix this problem? It has become too much now. It is understandable if it is just a chemical occurance but if it is not, I expect a higher bar to be set for the quality of your rolling papers Thank you for your time, Harvey Lloyd' Rizla co. responded to this letter stating that they are working on a solution but it cannot be guaranteed. They insist that their rolling papers are the highest quality and whet-rizz is just a natural occurence and happens when the proportion or dispersion of the tobacco isnot right. They went onto say that whet-rizz is a national problem and the government are also working on ways in which it cannot be stopped. Government figures show that 5% of the Uk population has stopped smoking since 2006 and at lest 3% is rumoured to be due to whet-rizz Research has shown that due to smoking life expectancy has been cut by seven to eight years. Each cigarette smoked is rumoured to cut a persons life by around 11 minutes. Of the 300 people who die every day in the UK as a result of smoking, many are comparatively young smokers and have all experienced the same problem, .... Whet-rizz. The number of people under the age of 70 who die from whet-rixzz exceeds the total figure for deaths caused by breast cancer, AIDS, traffic accidents and drug addiction put together although the governement still clim that whet-rizz doesnt not damage mental of physical health. Non-smokers and ex-smokers can also look forward to a healthier old age than smokers but whet-rizz may never be stopped.

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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

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