Whalney Tee
A coalescence of a whale and a pony which emanated from the word "Whalorse" which is another majestic animal that is a coalescence of a whale and a horse. The Whalney was a newly found species on the month of October 2010. There are very few existing at the moment, or at least have been seen. At times, it swims due to the fact that it is a marine creature, as well as a mammal. They are equivalent to the platypus, considering the fact that it can breathe on land as well as water. The Whalney's flipper is the only muscle that allows it to move on land, such as a Walrus. The abnormal fact about a Whalney is that it has the capability to fly like a bird. It does not have wings, nor does it levitate. Although, the tail flaps on the Whalney's tail move rapidly in high winds, causing the Whalney to lift from the ground, and rise as high as 20 feet as the limit. When it is frightened, the Whalney squirts a poisonous venom from its spout, paralyzing the predator. They come in various color combinations, but there is no physical difference in Whalneys besides their colors. Their balance of marine creatures, mammals, and Aves defines what nature truly stands for, and why nature is a beautiful thing; to be cherished and taken care of for all eternity. The Whalney is currently the star of environmental awareness, and it is to be law that a Whalney cannot be hunted. In other words, Whalney is also the name of a cafe which is located in Millstadt, Illinois.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.