Westchester County Tee
The people here are stuck up, rich, and constipated. You will find a lot of devout christians and a lot of crazy republicans. It will take a lot of time to find the kind, understanding, smart people here in Westchester. Let's start with Briarcliff Manor. Briarcliff manor is filled with jocks that can finish a pass but not a sentence, girls that know all the different styles of clothing but can't finish an additon problem. Chappaqua is considered the ghetto of Westchester. Usually the kids here are more ready for the outside world rather than the Briarcliff kids. Sleepy Hollow is a surreal place, where the white kids are constant war with the Hispanic kids. Drugs are smoked/injected less than 30 feet from the school. They are all rich and buy designer shoes every week. Girls in general are BITCHES. You can recognize a Westchester Girl by their advertising of their own clothes on their clothes, if that even makes sense. They generally wear Abercrombie/Juicy/Hollister, while exposing small portions of their torso. They talk with a long island accent and drag out their consonants. Boys act 'Gangsta' and wear their pants on their knees. They think they're black and listen to rap at maximum volume on their Beats headphones. They generally flirt with girls using body contact and smell of sweat and puke, probably from an overdose of non-prescription drugs. This place is only for idiots, and the non-idiots who are surviving there. I SURVIVE.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means