Waxman Tee
A Waxman, or, as plural, known as "Waxwomen" is a very odd compilation of beings. To become known as a "Waxman", one would have to complete a Alabama razorback on themselves. This leaves themselves odd and messed in the head and back. After covering one's self in semenic goo, (their own semenic goo, no doubt)they have prepared themselves for the first stage of human- waxman transformation. The next step is as follows: -Revert back to a cellular stage of single cells and undue the telophase. Utilize the use of one's spindle fibers mixed with black lights and dog spit to grow self fullfillingly. Suddenly the waxman process has begun. Put the primordial piece of shit- soup in a pan, and wait about 15 years for it to grow. In the main time, you can cook a nice little paistry via Martha Stewart's books and tv shows. Once the recipe is complete, place the being next to a goat, and watch the fun begin!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.