waretown Tee
A small town located in Southern Ocean County, New Jersey. What some would call a 'shore town'. Please note, what I mean by shore town is that from memorial day weekend to labor day weekend our entire county is swormed with creepy guido kids and people who don't know how to drive who we reffer to as ''benny's'' from north jersey who are named ''vinny'' and ''tony'' with slicked back hair and orange tans...but back to what i was saying. It's only a 2 mile stretch down route 9 and if you sneeze, you may miss it. While visiting this town you may notice an over abundance of lifted pickup trucks and lack of any minorities..maybe caused by the confederate flags flying from the pickup trucks. While visiting our town please to be sure to stop by our local Wawa and Post Office, the only two attractions in this lovely little town of ours. Also located here are many adolescent boys with big egos and small muscles. They all talk tough but don't be scared, the little guys are harmless. A little tid bit of information here, Waretown's water supply also contains roughly 7% more chlorine than any other local tap water, something learned while trying to purchase a fish locally. Low tide in our town smells like a sewage dump is right off our coast and just a short jog out of town is the wold reowned Oyster Creek Power Plant...3 eyed fish sold seperately.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.