Wallu Tee
(Pronounced WULL-OO) One of the most offensive curse-words in the history of mankind. Historically uttered first by the first man to ever get fired by their boss in the history of mankind. Then it was uttered by Chuck Norris, when it was lost in historical etymology for 95 years because nobody wanted to be the third person to utter the word after Chuck in fear of having their ass delivered to them via USPS the next day. It was inevitably re-introduced in one of Stephen Hawking's recent (2009) mathmatical formulas to prove time travel. The fourth to utter it was the hip hop artist Twista, who supposedly mumbled it by accident inbetween one of his lyrics at a bajillion word per second. It means absolutely nothing - the only word in human language to mean absolutely nothing - which is why it is so devastating. It sounds offensive, it IS offensive; yet, no authority can penalize, scold, or punish you for saying it. Most e Discaimer: Expect a lightning bolt from the sky when you decide to grow balls to utter it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.