waldwick high school Tee
an extremely small, lame high school located in the suburban town waldwick, nj. it's actually attatched to the middle school. most graduating classes only have 100 kids, and 85% are white, 10% spanish, and 5% asain. no one talks to the spanish kids, but they're all in ESL anyway. lots of kids at whs like to think of themselves as rasta and wear Bob Marley shirts, even though most have never even spoken to a black person before and have only smoked weed twice. since waldwick is a middle class town, the girls at waldwick like to pretend they're richer than they really are. most walk around with fake louis vuitton (while wearing a Marley shirt and Uggs). most kids work at Un-Believa Bills, Stop & Shop, Right Aid, Natales, but not Burger King, that's wear the spanish kids work. if you want to go to a party thrown by a student at whs, don't expect to be drinking anything good. no, don't even expect the lowest of the low, like Budweiser. you will be drinking some lame-ass beer from some company you've never even heard of, because that's the cheapest. great. (or you will be drinking something stolen from someone's parents, therefore you're drinking from a water bottle) if you are a graduate of whs, chances are you'll be going to Ramapo College, Montclair State, Rutgers, William Paterson, or my favorite, Bergen Community College. It's rare for some NOT to go to one of these 4 colleges. most people (even in bergen county) have never heard of waldwick, and believe me, that's a good thing.
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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