Vlad Demonicus Tee
A person who is worshiped by Messianic Satanist as the incarnation or Avatar of Satan. He is thought to have been born sometime in the 1960's. He wrote a book called the Maldictus that explained his teachings. " Maldictus" means evil writing. There are several versions of the Maldictus in all of them he is quoted as saying that sex is the most basic human right or one of the most basic human rights along with just a few others and that all other human rights come from there. And that any society or government that has laws that limit the expression of sex in all its forms is evil and repressive and that all true satanist should rebel against it. He taught that all people have a sacred right to sex no matter what there age and that laws against " Minors" having sex or adults having sex with "Minors" should not be obeyed and that young people should rebel against any family members who attempt to limit there sexual expression. And that it was for satanist to make all his teachings known to the world. That the God of the Bible is an evil imposter and that he had really created the world and meat for all people to have That if you are wronged never forgive and never forget. He is ofter thought by some to have been born into a satanic family and raised as a satanist. There are other branches of Messianic satanism that expect other incarnations of satanism and often refer to those incarnations or Avatars as Vlad Demonicus.
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum