vito Tee
The name of a guy who takes pride in his looks. Spends hours in the mirror to perfect his do, sometimes causing everyone who is waiting for him to be late. He also like to rock out, possibly plays the guitar and/or is in a rock band. 9 times out of 10 speaks another language (italian) and uses this skill to impress women that he is trying to pick up. A Vito is very religious and likes to show this by wearing a rosary around his neck at all times. Likes to match his tee shirt with his blazers that he likes to wear with jeans. Vito's spend hours in the gym trying to perfect...u guessed it the "V's". His childhoold was an interesting one. Likes to physically abuse family members (mostly his sister, and anything he could drill holes into) and would of been def. diagnosed with ADHD back in the day. Loves fire. And soccer will literally bring him to tears. Loves to play dress up (mostly Mexican)and dance around while capturing it all on tape, which will eventually come back to haunt him later in life. All should aspire to be like a Vito, cus living the Vito lifestyle is living the Rock N'Roll lifestyle!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating