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A chemical that make you feel better. Different vitamins have different effects. Everybody need them to be happy and sometimes, productive, individuals. vitamin C : A lot of americans get plenty of this vitamin thanks to the popularity of the delicious brew. Also named: caffeine, trimethylxanthine. If coffee is not enough you can have lot of them from No-Doz. Everybody know its effects and importance so i'm not gonna explain it all. Vitamin A ("amphet") : Believe by many to be a stronger version of vit.C. Of course NOT! Important to be motivated, euphoric, energetic and not suffer from "sleep". Exist in different potency. Chemical scientific name: All amphetamine analogs especially methamphetamine. Some weaker or less useful substitutes are methylphenidate, methcathinone, etc. Rich people buy the "rich man's amphetamine" known as coke. vitamin O ("opioids"): Make you feel relaxed, happy and content about everything. The brain doesn't make enough of its natural vitamin O ("endorphins"). That's why you need supplements. It is not actually "a chemical" but a group of chemical. Some of them are more "concentrated". (from weak to strong): Codeine (tylenol 3's), DHC, hydrocodone (vics), oxycodone (percs), methadone, morphine (MS contin), heroin (smack), fentanyl (China White). vitamin K: Also known as "horse tranquilizer" it is also very healthy for humans. When the body is saturated of this vitamin, one enter what is known as the K hole. If you can't afford or find this rare vitamin you can try DXM or PCP. Both are less good, but whatever. vitamin B : The only vitamin you can find in pretty much any store, and for cheap. cheap vitamin-rich liquids: MD20/20, Night Train Express, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose, Cisco, Buckfast. A high-technology replacement is GHB it is engineered to have better effects and be non-damaging (it's true i swear!). Unfortunately its hard to find. vitamin T : Very important to open your mind. Beware of adverse reactions known as "bad trips". Scientific name: Tryptamines Substances: mainly acid, shroomz and DMT. But there are a lot of other different sub-vitamins. vitamin M : Dude, its like... woah... The essential... And YOU TOO can make it at home! Note: the active constituant is THC. vitamin N : Conveniently sold at cig-stores. Good news: you can help people get their dose of vit.N by smoking in crowded place, it is known as the "2nd hand smoke effect". "D": datura or dramamine at high dose, people think they are vitamins and take'em... But they're not!!! NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!! ==== Of course you must balance your intake. People going on megavitamin treatments are known as special names(1) most of them are harmful except vit.M. for example. The people suffering from a total lack of vitamins are known as straight edge or "sXe". You should help them to ingest healthy vitamins. "Straight edgism" should be eradicated from this planet, if the words don't work then use the gun (or any weapon)! Remember. Vitamins = Heaven ! Eating isn't the only way to get vitamins. Use paraphernalia(2)!

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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