Vita Tee
Vita\v(i)-ta\ is pronounced VEE-tah. The name origins from Latin meaning “life.” An extremely rare name. She is the heart stealer and can make you fall in love with her instantly. With her warming smile, great hugs, awesome kisser, beautiful dark eyes, amazingly sweet heart, surprising secret intelligence, and seductive yet hilarious jokes, she is guaranteed to be a lover for life. She lives a life filled with happiness but also sadness. When interested to you, she stays attached until said to stay away. Majority of the time, she wants to be kept close and have somebody to talk to. Her thoughts can kill her easily. She can be trouble at times and a lot of work but when known enough, she’s a real keeper. She is the most perfect, beautiful, best hugger, intelligent, funny, inspiring, innocent, sexy, quiet, and a perfect friend/girlfriend/mom/sister in the whole entire world. When you meet a Vita, make sure to keep her close because there’s only a small chance you’ll ever meet a Vita in your lifetime. She means “Life” because she is the life to your life. While on your death bed, you'll remember how great your life was because of Vita.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.