Vincent Tee
A sassy conceited man who knows hes hot and wants everyone to know it too. Hes very kind (sometimes) and loyal and did i mention hot? Hes very nerdy which is kind of weird but you wouldn't change anything about him because he manages to defy human nature and be perfect anyways. Hes a big family man which is very HOT and makes you want to have his children immediately. His smile can brighten anyone's day and his eyes sparkle like stars (which also makes you want to have his children immediately). He can turn you on with a look and turn you off with a karaoke session but you love it. Hes also very condescending every chance he gets but you ignore it because you're already in charge in every other aspect of your relationship so you let him have his little victories. He can also be a jerk sometimes but bare with him because deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down hes a nice guy. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. He'll be kind and loving and make you laugh when you're not even in the mood to smile. He'll be your best friend, your partner in everything, your confidant, your lover, your soulmate, your everything. Your life will forever be divided into before and after you saw him, for the very first time.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating