Vic Tee
A Vic is a good husband although he does get annoying sometimes. Vic's like to eat chips and chew them as fast as a bunny chews, and lick their fingers after each chip. They crunch salad at super human speed in that fake duck lip look that girls make when they take selfies. They eat pasta 12 times a week and drown it in tomato sauce so it looks like soup. They are bow legged and walk fast with their heads tilted to one side. Vic's think in circles and never pay attention to what you say so you have to repeat it 83 times but they still doesn't understand. They always says "Hold on!" before you finish what you are saying. A Vic is very cheap and questions you about what you spend even though it's your money but it's ok for them to buy GTO parts for a car called Christine (named after the Steven King movie) that sits in a garage under a cover. They are also closet perverts that are too soft with a whip and paddle and end up getting spanked. They are good at fixing everything but fix them wearing shorts with socks up to their knees and nerdy black shoes. A Vic's will not paint walls until the paint on them become transparent and have holes in them. They do not get mad after they paint and their wives bang the door handle into the wall making a hole.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡