Verigon Tee
Verigon God of Creativity, Chaos, Madness, Trickery, Love, and fun. Genetically unstable, requiring Will to stabilize into a solid form. Verigon's eccentricity led him into a life of solitude with his friends and family. There are many names for the place in which Verigon became himself. The Outside, The Far Realm, Will Become Form... It is a space distant from any known omniverse geometry--or ability to describe--but which is at the same time beyond, and perhaps between, every known omniverse. It is infinite in all directions, but with a countable and possibly finite number of onion-like substrata which ascend and descend in all directions whose random thickness ranges from millimeters to miles and often splits into aberrant fractal geometries which defy logic or specification. Mortal minds cannot fully accept or comprehend it’s awesome and terrible configuration, let alone its inhabitants. It’s possible to perceive multiple of the layers simultaneously--as they themselves breathe, shift, live and die--while the infinite infinities worm into and wriggle against the confines of your mind. It is Madness, Love, and infinity given form. A welcoming home and perhaps origin of the grander cosmic horrors--unspeakable (yet also quite friendly) beings ripped from the most otherworldly and terrifying nightmares whose very essence is a lascivious and lovely perversion of reality and existence--as well as lesser creatures whose strangeness and needy helpfulness defies understanding.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡