VAR Tee
The scenario: The rangers player got dribbled past in the box by a Celtic player from which he dived. The VAR Person is female. Rangers player (still whinging): AHH! REF! PENALTY!! The Celtic defender + goalie: Och! Get up the noo! Ya diver! The Ref: Yeah thats a dive mate VAR Person (saying in the refs earpiece): OH NO ITS NOT! Ref: Its clear he did no touch him! VAR Person: But, but, but the player is in my fantasy team! Ref: So? He was a bloody meter away! Var Person: But, but, but (starts crying) WAHHHH! IM A RANGERS FAN!!! WAHHHHH! Ref: Ive got no choice Ref: Sadly, its a pen. Rangers player: YAYYYYY!!! Var Person: YAYYYYYY! Now i can get back to Fortnite OG! Celtic Defender: What in the hell are these guys on? Goalie: They're high thats for sure. Ref: *gives* Rangers Player decides to punch the defender in the face Ref: RED CARD! YOUR FUCKING OFF! VAR Person: WAHHHHHHHH! HE'S IN MY FANTASY TEAM!! Var person: I also have a fantasy of him fucking me with his 10 inch cock! Ref: No fanfic in stadia! Var person: But im the Var Person! And he's so hot! *Starts moaning rapidly* Ref: AYE THATS IT! IM NO LISTENING TO YA! HE'S FUCKING OFF! Var person: Great! Now he can fuck me in peace! Ref: SORRY BUT YOU'VE NO GOT A CHANCE WITH HIM! Ref: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITCH! Rangers player: ok Rangers takes the pen They miss Celtic win the scottish cup They win the Champions League The fanfic of the var person and rangers player will continue soon
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum