Vandor Tee
Mr vandor was a great space explorer and machinist he worked on the mothership making titanium suits when he was 13-15 but he got tired of making the same suits everyday so he told his dad Mr blake that he wanted to venture in the cosmos with him and he says yes son but you have to make one more suit for yourself he said yes ive always wanted to go to see what it's like so they put on their suits hopped in the capsule and shot themselves far from the mothership and he noticed time is only when your standing still if you far enough into space it gets weirder if you look back at earth you can see dinosaurs since it is light years away but they keep traveling then they do a leap and they are so far away from any type of living things as so they thought but then they see a sun in the distance so they get closer and there is a system of planets they see movement on the third planet they go down but they cannot open the shuttle because the neuralink says there are toxic gases but somehow the creatures here adapted to the climate there in fact is water and plants they look so much different than back on earth so they took documents of the trees they are tall white with big bulbs on top part 1.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating