Valentina Tee
A female of uncontrollable beauty. Every person wants a Valentina in their life. She can be defined as beautiful and bad-ass. Never mess with a Valentina's boyfriend there can be a huge problem. A Valentina would have beautiful long hair, big eyes, and a nice ass.She is great in bed and will produce the best sex you will ever have. Valentina can be found dating someone with the following names: Jake, Mike, Andy, Chris, Logan, Jason, and Michael. She can be a well known comedian and will make many laughs. But be careful because Valentina can and will phisically hurt you if you mess with her loved ones. She loves her friends much more than her family and can be defined as left out and lonely when near her family. She never feels approved by her family and will always refer to her friends as her real family. Valentina needs affection If your her boyfriend then show her lots of love. She wants to be hugged and kissed.. So go ahead dont be afraid she wants it as much as you do. IF YOUR NOT HER BOYFRIEND DONT FLIRT. She can be known as a undertale fan. If you want to get with a Valentina.. make sure she isnt in a relationship and remember the way to a Valentina's heart is art. Suprise her with a cute text from time to time and ask her if shes okay... A Valentina can be shy once it comes to relationships she will hug you but wont go further until you make the first move. And like i said dont be afraid to make the first move you wont regret it :).
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡