Uther Tee
Uther was a great King. Basically a Legend. He's one of those people who has been to emotionnal hell and came back during his life. He just lived a life and misery in the woods and then he decided to come and kick the ass of anyone who was sitting on his throne ( King Vortigern by the way). He's associated with a dragon (red/black dragon fighting against white dragon during the fight Uther/Vortigern). He builded a huge country and established peace after something like 10 years of war to ensure the victory over the whole Britain. He slept with the wife of his ennemy (Glorios) after being diguised by his friend Merlin. Anyway, she gave birth to thje boy named Arthur who was the one to be taken by Merlin in the forest to be raised away from the power by a lumberjack. He's also the first person to wield the legendary sword Excalibur after trying to break it and putting it into a rock. He died after a fight (which he won). He's a man, a king, a Legend who's at the birth of the Arturian Legend. It is said in the Legen that every man whose name is derived form Uther wield some of the power of the Original Uther and will stay in History as a Legend.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.