Uruk Tee
An ancient city of Sumer on the Euphrates river in Mesopotamia where the country of Iraq gets its name. In the oldest known story, the Epic of Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh is the king of Uruk. The city's patron deity was the Sumerian goddess Inanna (also called Ishtar) a badass goddess of love, war, and justice. The Ziggurat temple dedicated to her worship called The White Temple can still be seen today in the city's ruins. Not to be confused with Uruk-hai the fictional orc-like race in Tolkien's the Lord of the Rings. Founded in 4,500 BCE and considered the worlds first and longest-reigning hegemon, Uruk was once the largest city in the world(50,000-80,000 people) and has three historical periods named after it: the early, middle, and late Uruk period from 4100 to 3100 BCE. The city was founded before the Bronze Age even began in a period called Protohistory. Even after losing its hegemonic status after being conquered by empires such as Akkad, Babylon, Assyria, and Persia the city remained locally dominant. However, in the Early Middle Ages after the Muslim conquest of Mesopotamia, Uruk, a shadow of its former self, was seemingly abandoned in 700 CE after being inhabited for 5,200 years.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means