Uptown Tee
the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers. social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid. average day uptown: going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers. typical winter apparel (female) : 1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense. 2. leggings 3. sparkly ugg boots they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right? typical summer apparel (female) : 1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy 2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small. or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha) oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out. girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!