UnPlanetary Tee
By UnPlanetary, I mean the changes that occurred on this Planet, which were made by humans and are not part of the planetary changes. UnPlanetary is a phenomenon of today's Patchy Anthropocentric timeline. UnPlantery should be used in place of 'unnatural'. In this patchy anthropocentric timeline, human intervention has profoundly altered the state and being of this planet. The anthropocentric epoch has begun, as humanity began taking UnPlanetary actions on this planet. Planet Earth has its own system of being, of existing in the known universe. It has been sustaining itself for billions of years. Until colonialization, fueled by European industrialization, happened. That historical reality marked the start of the UnPlanetary actions by the humans. Fossil fuels were never meant to be extracted, greenhouse gas levels were not supposed to increase this quickly, and the planet's temperature should not have crossed the tipping point on this timeline. With all these events, humans began manipulating the planetary system and started dominating Earth with an extractive mentality. Humans are now building concrete structures, transportation megastructures, and urban areas where finding soil is as hard as finding a needle in a haystack. These actions of humans are not unnatural, but rather UnPlanetary. To put it simply, UnPlanetary is something that did not develop itself through the planetary timeline; rather, it is something that is introduced and is marked as existing for eternity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.