unionville Tee
A place in pennsylvania where the kids are as follows: 1.) Hicks who will take fundies and shop classes and stay here for their whole life changing people's oil 2.) Rich white kids who think we are a suburb of philly when we're not at all. They will get cars and shit from their loaded parents and they will drink and smoke weed right under their parents' noses while their parents think they are god. Half are girls who drink to be cool or hook up. Their 3.0 gpas will get them into Penn State or some other college, and they will become this countrys' lazy middle class 3.) The three minorities in our town who are on that academic team and will get some high profile job. 4.) Fat football players who think people go to their games to actually watch the games. Sometimes they blend with one of the previous groups 5.) Outsiders who feel good about themselves by having other loser friends, most are nice and some are fucked up but that doesn't mean they're not people 6.) the few smart kids who no one really likes but will be the only ones who are successful 7.) stoners who hang out in kennett or west chester trying to be ghetto once everyone steps out of this rich, mushroom-smelling hick town into the real world they will get eaten alive.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating