unicow Tee
Unicows are native to Wisconsin. There have been very rare cases of them being tamed and people keeping them as pets. In most of these strange cases the creature prefers to be under your bed, under your bathroom sink, or in the very back of your closet. We have no idea what they eat in the wild but they seem to like old homework assignments, supernovas and sparkling peach starburst beer. They like lamps… A LOT! A recent study shows that there favorite activities are: coloring hair with kool aid, hanging with Nyan-cat, staring at spoons, and making the minions from despicable me there slaves. Unicows are very dangerous and should never be approached and pet like wild horses. They only appear on Monday nights and it is illegal to hunt them. After the NHA made every Monday unicow day, the tradition of LAMPing things came into play. Today people all over the world lamp things in honor of this magnificent creature in hopes of one appearing in their homes and granting them one wish. It is also costume to hide things (like the unicows do) and attack them with sticky notes because they love the colors of the rainbow. If you ever come face to face with one (especially a wild one) call 911 and constantly say lamp until the creature becomes calm or runs off. If you have anything shiny on you immediately remove it for your safty.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.