Unicorn Tee
Unicorn : a mythical sexy male who thoroughly enjoys going down on women. Not just to get her to reciprocate either, he honestly doesn't even care if she touches him. This magnificent bastard doesn't just say he likes doing it like those trashy chads who late all talk and no....tongue... He craves it and if he decides he is having you for dinner you best set the table and show him some damn manners. If you catch a glimpse of him in his natural habitat between your legs you will see the pure joy that comes across his face as you try and pull away because it's just too much. He thrives on the words "I can't take any more" and making you consider religious pursuits The mark of a true unicorn is once you have come once to pull you back in and make you go again even if you think you can't -he will make it happen and you will end up questioning your life choices and why you have gotten this far in life without knowing you can come like that. A unicorn also comes with a expiry date as nothing this good should be squandered for one person. You won't really feel like trying to pursue anything anyway as conversations are difficult when he has a mouth full of... you It is your duty as a woman to set him free to make another sis his lunch. Have your fun and release him back into the wild as he cannot be tamed. It's like how if you are blind your sense of hearing can be heightened - this guy is just not good at any other interaction with a female. And that's ok. Bon appetite
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means