Umniyah Tee
Umniyah is GORGEOUS Jesus I can’t take my eyes off of her!!! I just wanna stare at her alllll day. Umniyah has an amazing body, like bodyodyodyodyody all the way. She can be stubborn and weird. Shes definitely not the loud person but Umniyah is smart. She can be a detective if she wants to be. Umniyah probably has a best friend that’s somewhat the opposite of her because she doesn’t like it when her friends are even the slightest bit like her she wants to be herself. She likes nerdy things like Minecraft, Roblox, Anime, Reading (not real books only online). She can’t LIVE with out her phone. She makes a lot of people jealous including all her friends. Doesn’t give one fuck two fuck red fuck blue fuck about anything in the world. BEST SENSE OF STYLE IN THE WORLD HANDSSSSS DOWN. Her reactions to things are mostly “oh okay” and “sick” because that’s just what shes like. You have to accept it. BEST WRITER IN THE WORLD. Creative. Intimidating at first but it’ll get better. When she has a best friend. She’ll make sure that it’s HER best friend and no one else gets to have her. Minimalist so she likes the color black, grey, or red. She can be a bitch when she wants to be a bitch. If she wants to make you jealous she’ll make you jealous alright. And not just jealous she’ll make u regret life. She plays around with peoples emotions for entertainment. Likes seeing pain/sadness. All this but shes as short as a tree stump. Don’t worry the thick thighs and big boobiez make up for it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum