Ubada Tee
The biggest chad in the known and unknown universe. A man dedicating his immortal soul to a lifetime of servitude in the gym. He works out 25 hours a day, while he consumes the souls of the mortals in our univerise. If you wish to summon the Ubada, an ancient ritual must be performed. A ritual that is long lost to time. Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC. If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.