Twin Lakes Tee
The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition