Twilight
1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk. 2. An idiotic book by Stephenie Meyer that has swept the globe faster than the plague. Twilight may be a "good book" if you're into all romance, cliches, and no plot until after five hundred pages. The book has spawned a massive, rapidly-growing, rabid army of fangirls that absolutely refuse to believe that there is another book out there that is better than their "beloved Twilight." Their denial has resulted in verbal abuse, violent threats, and even beatings towards others that do not share their same interests. The plot to Twilight... is non-existant. The "book" lists events that happen between the obnoxious, whiney, low self-esteemed "heroine" Bella and her beloved, sparkly, ripped, pale, dead, vegetarian, vampire boyfriend Edward. The first three hundred pages consists of Bella, a plain, bland, awkward teenager, ogling over the popular, but silent, and totally HAWT! Edward. Unfortunately, Edward wants to eat her because he hates how she smells... but that doesn't stop Bella, oh no! And, wait, here's a surprise... EDWARD'S A VAMPIRE! but he's a vegetarian. "What the fuck is a vegetarian vampire?" you may be asking. It's a vampire who refuses to drink the blood of humans, and instead feeds off animals. Anne Rice anyone? After seeing him SPARKLE in the sun (because that's REALLY why vampires can't go out in the day! :O), they fall madly in love. Then, after playing vampire baseball (this is supposedly the explanation of thunder during storms... BS), THE PLOT ARRIVES in the form of three NORMAL vampires! They want to eat Bella. Oh, no surprise there. After Edward beats the snot out of them, Bella demands that he turn her into a vampire so she wouldn't be such a weakling. osoz too late.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |