Twilight Tee
A book written by Stephane Meyer that features a girl named Bella Swann and a 108 year old vampire named Edward. Being the new girl in high school, she completely falls in love with him, and being a vampire, he has to resist drinking her blood because she smells so damn good. At first he warns Bella about his dangerousness, but then succumbs to his love for her and he and his vampire family protects her from these tracker vampires who want to kill her. Well, isn't that the most retarded piece of shit I've read. I honestly can't believe people consider this good literature. The author describes Edward more times than you can talk words in a minute and the saddest thing about it that it is a best seller. Twilight is not deep, its not philosophical and it sure as hell not fucking romanace with its 2-dimensional, half assed crap. This being compared to Harry Potter is incredible, since JK Rowling actually put CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT and PLOT in the fucking story. The author contridicts her own canon to fit Bella. It saddens me how Americans think this is so good. Too many people take it seriously because its so dark and amazing. The characters are shit with the exception of Jasper and Alice, the only two interesting characters in there who are completely overshadowed by Edward and Bella's romance. Oh and by the way, vampires sparkle. IN sunlight. They don't burn. Oh great.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating