Tweak Tee
TWEAK is a word often used to describe the illegal narcotic " crystal meth " also known as methamphetamine. You: "Well why do we refer to meth as tweak anyway?" Professor Pookie: Great question young smoker. I will tell you the origin and reason, listen carefully. Long ago, many years ago crystal meth had just had become well known for being a white trash drug (commonly referred as "poor mans cocaine") and back then the drug was made with a key ingredient ephedrine which was later on banned in the U.S.A by the FDA in 2003. Long before it was banned, it was really purest dope you could get. A man who apparently had never done the potent drug before in his life, decided to try it for the first time. In conclusion the man was wide awake, unable to sleep, eat, or sit down still. The meth was so strong at that time, that when you would talk you would speak way too fast. Legend is that the man was asked how long he had been up for and in response the man answered in a very fast tasmanian devil type of voice and said "TWOWEEKS, I BE UP TWOWEEKS NOW" and in conclusion it sounded like the man was saying "TWEAK" and from that point on it was associated with crystal meth.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂