Twat Tee
The Twat I once knew a man that was a twat, He's every thought was that of an imbecile... He was wholly unjustified in his every word; When he was in a twatish mood... Which was exceedingly annoying, And didn't take anything to start him off... Save perhaps being content or happy; You'd think that he was jealous, but this twat was not... The twat uhh'd and err'd and ahh'd, Because he was an annoying twat as well... He passed twatish judgements of events; And his twat brain got it wrong 100% every time... He never said please or thank you, Because he had twat manners too... And he never gave praise and rarely encouragement; Because he was an ungrateful twat also... He preferred the company of fools, Because they made him look good compared to him... But only a twat would be so easily pleased; Like boasting of being a lolly stick stood up in dog shit... Well; the twat didn't have many friends, Because.people saw.right through him... He was fine approximately half of the time; Which suggests his brain was divided between a twat half and normal... Quiet why this guy was a twat? Defies all explanations... If the best we can do is to just annoy people; Then that is the most twatish excuse for an existence...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.