Tuckerton Tee
A small town in New Jersey famous for the Seaport and Decoy Show. It's surrounded on all sides by Little Egg Harbor, which everybody considers Tuckerton because they share the same zip code and LEH has no claim to fame. Everyone in Tuckerton goes to Pinelands Regional and smokes weed all day. People consider it a "hick town" or "trailer trash" but there aren't any hicks at all, they're just mistaking it with West Creek or Parkertown. There are only 2 trailer parks but they are only for retired people, and one of them always seems to catch fire. There are 3 wawas within a minute of eachother, and 2 rite-aids. You know you've made it when your name appears in sharpie along the guardrail behind the Wawa in tuckerton. Nobody can park at that wawa because it's filled with bikes, and longboards from all the teenagers who hang there, aka the "soft-core druggies". The hard core stoners hang at the Hometown Market in Mystic Island. All kids do is bike or longboard while drunk or high along route 9 or radio road. the only day that you wont see kids hanging on the side of the road is Halloween when they all go to The Avenues. Stay away from Mystic Island, Tavistock, or Tuckerton Meadows and you'll survive without being jumped. All the rich kids live in either Kara Homes, Holly Lakes, or a waterfront home, which always end up being grow houses. Everyone in Tuckerton is either scene, emo, or skater, and all complain about how bored they are.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨