tubbiemonster Tee
A majestic creature that can turn frowns of Snorlaxes upside down in no time at all. If the tubbiemonster becomes upset it will most likely stop talking and furrow its brow. Ways to cheer him up include supplying him with a KFC family feast and/or lrg 20 pc nugget meal + choc milkshake, holographic pokemon cards, or just singing him a good old-fashioned lullaby or two. If you anger the tubbiemonster, beware! He has a ferocious temper when provoked, making him difficult to talk to or even pet. The best thing to do is let him cool off for a few days, and slowly approach him promising delectable kissies and warm cuddles. Also be wary when the tubbiemonster's in an especially good mood, as it loses the ability to realise its own strength. If you let him pick you up during one of these sporadic episodes, recede into fetal position and cover your head, for behaving in any other way may result in severe wall-induced head trauma. Favourite pastimes of the tubbiemonster include: eating, catching up on re-runs of Maury, playing video games, trying to understand the humour of the popular 90s sitcom Seinfeld, and providing his mates (the chubbiemonster and/or JKim) with sweet sweet tender loving care. If ur interested in seeing a tubbiemonster for yourself, your best bet is hitting up a Canadian Tire, where you can usly find him picking up survival provisions for the looming apocalypse he’s certain will kill us all in 2012.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.