Travis Tee
He was the sexiest guy when I was in middle school. Of course he was a senior at that point and I thought way out of my league back then. Now, all these years later HE tracks me down out of the clear blue and he's much much older now, as am I. But I have totally inflated his ego and he keeps forgetting which league we belong in because I try to be humble. I think he really needs a super reality check. If he is fucking my mom, just because she is showing him attention, he is a stupid ass. He's got a full grown yet look young, still beautiful outside and work on my inner beauty and character every single day. A lady in the street but a freak in the sheets. I treat him like he's my King. But he keeps forgetting that if he keeps taking this Queen for granted and expecting me to be the only one crawling back, he has another thing coming. I'm finally done. Travis I love you with all my heart. I don't wanna control you and do not want you controlling me. If by me setting you free and seeing what you do with it shows me that you cannot keep your word and promises to me and you cannot consistently treat me well and allow me to treat you well. You Will Lose Me. This is it. I mean it. I want you, I love you and I never want anyone else but you ever again, BUT I will leave if I'm unappreciated honey. Okay? I wanna be together forever and I wanna be your wife baby. Come on. Please. I pray that you do see your attitude and try to make things right with me this time 🙏
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition