Trailer Monkey Tee
A trailer monkey is the white version of a nigger. A trailer monkey is loud, smells bad, has 5 kids with 3 different women (one might be his sister or cousin), and can't read or write. They can generally be found driving a shitty pickup truck, waving a Trump flag, or complaining about how "whites are sooo persecuted nowadays" Do NOT confuse a trailer monkey with a redneck. Although they share similar traits, a redneck is just a good 'ole boy from the south that may or may not vote Republican, but is generally kind towards other people and minorities. Trailer Monkeys usually smoke menthols, and instead of dipping a classy tobacco like rednecks, they usually stick to longhorn or hay they find on the ground. They will generally complain about minorities and " dem dere illegals", even though your common trailer monkey has received thousands of dollars of benefits from the government and generally refuses to work. It is likely they will be able to see the ground inside their domicile, because their house has massive holes in the floor and you can see through the frame. Fine literature, art, movies, and real news are completely lost on this type of primate. They think that Steven Seagal is a "badass", and that Florida Georgia Line is "where it's at". They can usually be found with their eyes glued on Faux News or their mouths firmly wrapped around the anus ring of Tucker Carlson, Tomi Lahren, and Candace Owens. Trailer Nigger is a perfectly acceptable synonym for a Trailer Monkey.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day