Trailer Monkey Hoodie
A trailer monkey is the white version of a nigger. A trailer monkey is loud, smells bad, has 5 kids with 3 different women (one might be his sister or cousin), and can't read or write. They can generally be found driving a shitty pickup truck, waving a Trump flag, or complaining about how "whites are sooo persecuted nowadays" Do NOT confuse a trailer monkey with a redneck. Although they share similar traits, a redneck is just a good 'ole boy from the south that may or may not vote Republican, but is generally kind towards other people and minorities. Trailer Monkeys usually smoke menthols, and instead of dipping a classy tobacco like rednecks, they usually stick to longhorn or hay they find on the ground. They will generally complain about minorities and " dem dere illegals", even though your common trailer monkey has received thousands of dollars of benefits from the government and generally refuses to work. It is likely they will be able to see the ground inside their domicile, because their house has massive holes in the floor and you can see through the frame. Fine literature, art, movies, and real news are completely lost on this type of primate. They think that Steven Seagal is a "badass", and that Florida Georgia Line is "where it's at". They can usually be found with their eyes glued on Faux News or their mouths firmly wrapped around the anus ring of Tucker Carlson, Tomi Lahren, and Candace Owens. Trailer Nigger is a perfectly acceptable synonym for a Trailer Monkey.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.